Friday, September 5, 2008

How To Make a Nickname for Your Sweetheart

It's simple word matching really. The form is: a noun used as an adjective, and a noun. The important thing to remember, the nouns used as adjectives are different than the plain old nouns. Make sure you don't confuse the two, or you'll end up with terrible nickname abortions like "butt-angel".

Also, the first noun is merely used as an adjective, it is not in an adjective form. "Sugary-tits" sounds like some kind of disease. You want your sweetheart to know that you believe her breasts are actually made out of sucrose.

To help, here's a handy chart containing both parts of your new cutesy nickname. Mix and match as you please!

First NounSecond Noun
SugarPie
HoneyLips
MuffinButt
AngelBritches
DollBaby
SweetieFace
LordUngulat
BabyKins
Shave-and-a-haircutTwo-bits









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